Saturday, 13 October 2012

He's like Herpes... Phil Collins is Everywhere


If I had to pinpoint one of my favorite aspects of this culture, it would be that it's a culture that forces you to talk to one another. Yes this can prove rather frustrating at times when all you want is to know what time your marshuk'ta is leaving, but it can lead to the most beautiful circumstances. There's no rhyme or reason to when a bus leaves or where it stops, there's no directory of hostels and they definitely aren't marked so you just have to hope you run into fellow backpackers to see where they're crashing for the night, the teachers have no idea what or where they'll be teaching whenever they walk in through the school doors, and the only street names I've seen here have been George W. Bush Rd and Stalin Avenue. Definitely makes for some great times and lots of strange encounters.

 A lot has been happening these past few weeks and I feel like time is just flying by. School has been going really well, it can be frustrating at times when I have 6th graders that can't read qartuli (Georgian) let alone English yet they're being pushed through the system, but overall it's just been amazing. I've been able to throw in a few phrases that I hope will infiltrate Georgia (i.e. neato gang, not even a big deal) and the kids in the 11th grade formally invited me to go on their class trip with them this weekend so that should be a grand time. All the teachers have been amazing and I'm showered in kisses whenever I get to school which is great other than this one older teacher that insists on going straight for the lips everyday.. awkward.


The grape juice runs through the pipe out to the other side
where Nata pours it into jugs to be kept in a hole
underground until needed :)
  After school's over it's nice to come home and hang out with the fam and it's been a busy couple weeks as this is prime wine making time. We've picked grapes for hours on end and then stomped the life out of them 'I Love Lucy' style in a barn. The whole process is entirely unsanitary but great fun nonetheless. The grapes (bugs and all) go straight into this rusty bin where you stomp on them forever with the boots that you've been stomping around the cow pasture in. The juice then flows through a rusty pipe into the same bucket the turkeys eat out of and then the juice goes into giant jugs that then go into a giant hole for safe keeping until you need it. It's pretty cool because Irma makes all the wine for her family, her brother grows potatoes for the whole fam, and her other brother has all the onions and beans so they just rely on eachother for all their food and wine needs. One of Irma's brothers came this week to drop off like 200 pounds of potatoes and pick up six bags of grapes and a bunch of wine for his fam and to sell in his village. I think he's the only one with a car in the family but I'm pretty sure it's on its last leg as it can't go in reverse and they've been working on it for hours on end. But I did get to milk the cow this week and learn how to make cheese and bread so that was great. Irma also taught me how to kill, clean, and butcher the chickens... not so great. Especially when she was showing me how to empty the stomach and cook the feet and organs.

Gelati Cathedral in Kutaisi


Political rally
  On the weekends the weathers been amazing here so we've been able to go and do some really cool stuff. Three weekends ago Carly and I made it to Kutaisi where we randomly met some other English teachers in the McDonalds (go figure) and got to hang out with them for the weekend. It's been an awesome time to be here with all the political changes going on and we got to see Ivanishvili speak at a political rally. We went to a few beautiful monasteries and ancient cathedrals and then went to a pretty cool cave a bit out of town.

Chilling on Stalin's front porch

The next weekend we made it to Gori which I was super stoked about due to it being the birthplace of Stalin and they have a museum from the Soviet Era dedicated to him there. We ate lunch on Stalin Avenue, got to hang out on Stalin's front porch from his childhood home that now has a museum built around it, went to War History Museum that was completely in Russian and Qartuli so somewhat worthless other than the 7ft Stalin statue and got to see a bunch of pictures from when Gori got
Cave City outside of Gori
attacked back in 2008. We also made it to a really cool cave city that dates back to like 2000 BC and got to run around and explore that for an hour or so while we left our bags with some random taxi driver. Gori really isn't developed as a tourist hot spot so when we asked a guy on the street about hostels he looked at us like we were crazy but then called up his friends to see if we could just crash there. So Max, Carly, Rob, and I ended up sleeping at some strangers house for 10Lari each eating homemade khachapuri and drinking beer with the grandma and two sixteen year olds.. priceless.

We were all joking about how if you would've told us a year ago that we would be getting smashed with sixteen year olds after hanging out on Stalin's front porch we would've called you crazy. Only in Georgia..

Carly and I dedicated this weekend to spending time with the host fams so I made the trek to her village yesterday. We went to a birthday party for a seven year old and I can't say I was even shocked to see her drinking the black current vodka right along with us for every toast. We also got to go walk around and explore her village a little bit so that was really neat. We attemped to make the 1 hour marshuk'ta ride to Kutaisi to get some wifi for the first time in weeks but ended up making a major detour. Some guy offered us a ride at our bus stop to Kutaisi for free since he was headed that way but we ended up running errands with him for an hour and then had to explain to his friend on the phone that we didn't have time to come over for lunch and that we were supposed to meet our friends over an hour ago. But we finally made it here a few hours later for free so that all worked out! Tonight we're going back to my village to go finish picking the grapes and visit with some of Irma's family's then I'm going on a field trip with the 11th graders tomorrow then it's back to the school week!

Some numbers for ya:

  2- The number of times I shower a week if I'm lucky
  3- The number of marshuk'tas it takes me to get internet at a town an hour away
  4- The number of English phrases Gia has learned and actively uses.
      -"Dancey Mancey" (with a dance to go along with it)
      -"Stop Russia"
      -"Gringo"- I explained that gringo was not an appropriate endearing substitute for the color 'green' and he now uses it as a bad word for people he doesn't like.
      -"Down with the Dictator"- He whips this one out whenever Irma tries to put the wine away or the kids ask him for money. Priceless.
  600- The number of pounds I'm going to gain here since Gia and Irma decided last week that I needed to "blend" better with the Georgian woman and insist I eat two dinners every night. The chocolate parents keep buying me doesn't help the situation.
  12- The number of roses some guy bought Carly and I for helping him with his English randomly on the streets of Baghdati
  20- The number of times people have tried to set with up with their sons, cousins, and uncles or insisted that I have my wedding here.

Saturday, 29 September 2012

Village Life

Our last day of training!
So Max proposed the title of this blog be "The Places I have Pooped" which seems like a pretty appropriate title considering the fact that I found a flushing toilet for the first time in a week today. But I met the host fam (masp'inzeli ojakhi) this past week and got all settled in and have pretty much fallen in love. Last week after our orientation and training was over we all said our goodbyes and met our host families that we would be spending the next 3-10months with. I think the Teach and Learn in Georgia (TLG) people were kind of glad to see us go considering our group (Phase 45) got in a little bit of trouble for our drinking habits and someone may or may not have "relieved" themselves in someone else's closet which was a TLG first :). The whole process of meeting the families we were placed with was definitely super exciting as well as overwhelming. You're literally standing on one side of the room with your bags, the host families on the other side, and someone calls out your name, the region you've been placed in, and the family you'll be staying with. Everyone claps.. you meet in the middle.. you can't understand eachother so you smile and hug.. grab your bags and get rushed out the door to the unknown.
Gia, Irma, and me outside our house
  It was about a 3 hour car ride from T'bilisi to my village and the scenery was gorgeous. I love the mountainous terrain here and lucked out and my village is on top of a mountain so the view from my room is breathtaking. My host family consists of my host parents, Gia and Irma, two sisters that are 9 and 15, Nata and Nino, and a grandpa that I see every now and then. We live up a dirt road about 5 minutes from my school with about 4 other family farms surrounding us. The house is absolutely amazing.. outdoor turkish toilet and all. I have my own room which is pretty sweet and am the only room on the upper level so that rocks for now.. when it gets cold I might feel differently as it's only accessible via the outdoor stairs and there's no heat in the house.


Nata and me playing Uno on the steps up to my room. She's already learned her numbers and colors in English thanks to this
little gem of a game :)


Our handy dandy outdoor sink


Irma making bread in the Georgian "bake house"
aka a clay barrel with a fire at the bottom. Delicious!
   I've always felt that everything happens for a reason and I feel like all my life experiences have been culminating to prepare me for this life experience. Prior to leaving to go with our host families I had expressed to the other volunteers that I was basically looking for an extreme indoor camping experience, and that's exactly what I got. My host family is amazing and live a modest, easy going, yet hard working life style. Irma makes fresh bread and cheese everyday from their cow that she milks every morning and evening. We have fresh tomatoes, grapes, walnuts, figs, and fruits that I've never seen before that come straight from the garden or the fruit trees outside the house. They have chickens, turkeys, and cows that roam freely (down the village streets and all) and a pig that's tied up in the vineyard. Dishes are done with cold water in the outdoor sink. They shower once a week in a room that's not connected to the house. The room consists of a showerhead attached to a wall with a hole in the middle of the floor and a water heater the size of the bucket that has to be turned on a few hours before showering. Electricity goes on and off throughout the day and they have a small TV that gets a few Turkish and Russian channels, and some Georgian news channels. The outhouse is a solid trek from the house down an unlit path and is literally just a hole in the ground..the distance is good for the stench but bad for the 4am bathroom run. Gia goes and fills a bucket up every day or so with water that we can drink as we can't drink the water from the sink. We play cards and try to teach eachother words/phrases in the evening and we all just laugh until we cry.
The view from the top of the pasture
Gia and one of their cows


Ladies and Gents... the toilet

Yupp.. there she is
The front of the school
 I finally got to go to the school this week which was very exciting. I was nervous at first seeing as Carly had gone to her's the day before and commented on the bathrooms being four Turkish toilets separated by  two foot stalls without doors. Come to find out my school doesn't even have a bathroom, let alone a chalkboard in most rooms or electricity. Thanks to one of my teacher friend's suggestions, I made the  kids individual dry erase boards out of ziploc bags with a piece of paper in it and a dry erase marker. Huuuge hit and the kids are starting to learn their ABCs :) My co-teachers are amazing in that they let me basically do whatever I want in the classroom. Both speak verrry broken English but are quickly becoming amazing friends. One of the co-teachers isn't even supposed to be an English teacher and the other has been a teacher for about a week so I can basically run the class which I love. I'm hoping to eventually get ahold of a copy of the kid's books so I can stop flying by the seat of my pants every class but my co-teachers don't even have copies of the books so we'll see how that pans out. The class sizes range from 3-15 kids and they all look at me like I have 6 eyes so I have their undivided attention at all times :)
Irma walking the cow through the vineyard
 At least twice a day I have to step back and breathe and try to take everything in. I honestly can't believe that I'm getting paid to do this. I'd be lying if I said that it wasn't challenging at times (i.e. getting stared at evvveerrrywhere) but I'm surrounded by beautiful friends and family in a beautiful culture in a beautiful country. Kids bring me flowers at school, old women smother me with kisses just for living in their village and speaking qart'uli, and my host family has already made plans for me to stay for a year and has started making arrangements for my birthday party in March. Georgia doesn't really have a postal system and there's no internet in my village so sorry for the lack of communication but I love and miss you all!

Sunday, 23 September 2012

Little Background on Saqartvelo

Jamie rocking out to a giant piano in a park in T'bilisi
Recap of the week spent in T'bilisi!! I met some awesome people and have had some amazing experiences. I got so lucky and my roommate Carly and I both got placed in the same region and district. Although there's really no info on the villages we got sent to, from Google Maps it looks like our villages are only about 10 miles apart and at the base of the mountains which is ammmaazing. There were about 60 volunteers in this group that got placed all over the country, from the Butomi area on the Black Sea, to villages in the mountains, and we got placed 10 miles away from eachother.. winning! You don't get your placements until a few days after you get here, which made packing a bit tedious considering the different climates here, but the only info they give you after that is how many family members you'll have, whether or not your bathroom/toilet is indoor or outdoors, and whether or not you have internet. Apparently I'm the first volunteer this village has had, I won't have internet, I'll have a host grandfather, mother, father, and 2 sisters ages 15 & 9 that I'll be staying with, and the bathroom is indoors but the toilet location is still up in the air. The cell phones they give us have flashlights on them for those lucky enough to have outdoor outhouses or turkish toilets. Carly got an outdoor toilet and bathroom so I expect we'll spend some weekends in the Turkish bathhouses in the city that's near us :)
Future teachers.. scary..
  We've definitely had some amazing times in the past week and I've made some amazing friends already. One of the best quotes of the week would go to Max and his discussion of how much of an honor it was for all of us to get AIDS tested together. We got to see eachother's urine after the drug test as well which I think bumped up our friendship levels ten fold. Carly and I made friends with the workers at a coffee shop and they haven't let us pay for an iced coffee since so that was pretty cool. We also turned down two separate petitions to go home with random men that would pull up on the side of the road next to us while walking home. Even after blowing them off, flipping the bird, and repeated saying "Ara, ara" (no, no) they didn't quite take the hint and proceeded to just drive along next to us for about 5 minutes trying to get us in the car.. didn't quite get the hint. Apparently the men here can be super forward which kind of sucks being a foreigner. Women are supposed to be virgins before marriage, but men are supposed to be pretty experienced (which makes no sense) so apparently they think foreign women are the way to go. I'm going to play the whole engaged card because apparently the host fam will try to set you up with everyone in the village.. should be interesting.


Max and I with Giorgi who offered us great dancing lessons
and free chacha shots

Shopping at Goodwill 

Fort Narikala at night
  Other things that I've learned since arriving here is that there is apparently there are a lot of rabid dogs running around and the only advice the TLG recruiters gave us was the not make eye contact and assume the fetal position.. excellent. There's about to be a big election here so it's been a cool time to be in T'bilisi. There's been peaceful protest with people just marching through the streets, some wearing surgical masks, or just posting up in front of government buildings. People are always out lining the streets and fences with campaign posters and it's just really been pretty cool to see. Max has decided to elect himself Mayor of his village so we'll see how that goes. We've been warned about once a day not to go into the occupied territories here and informed about the various conflicts, the US Consulate came in and talked to us about being "safe" travelers. Someone took a shit in a closet. You only toast beer to your enemies so we've made toasts to everything from cat abortions to the Soviet influence. The consider special needs children here to be those from Armenia and Azerbaijan. We've drank and danced with the locals, I've yet to try the homemade chacha (vodka) that's supposed to be amazing here but men will come up and offer it to the guys in the group freely. Within every family someone has a vineyard so I'm just holding out that my family is the one to have it in the backyard :)
Carly and Boca, our self nominated tour guide
 But we get to all go meet our host families today which will be both exciting but terrifying nonetheless. Living with people that you can't communicate with will pose quite the barrier at first but I'm hoping that it will all work out! Much love to all!

Saturday, 22 September 2012

Warsaw Choresaw..

Well seeing as Kevo is still uploading photografias from our roadtrip I guess I'll wait until I have those and skip ahead to the past week of the latest adventure! I ended up landing a teaching job through a recruiting organization called Greenheart Travel (look 'em up, they're awesome!) in the Republic of Georgia for a semester and just landed here this week!

  I still can't believe that this is actually happening to me seeing as this has been, quite easily, the epitome of the phrase "too good to be true". Not only did the Ministry of Education in Georgia set up and pay for my flights, but they arranged all of us future teacher's health insurance, host families, school placements, cell phones, Georgian language classes, methodology classes, hotel rooms, food.. the whole shabaam! This past week has been absolutely amazing getting to know all my fellow teachers in "Phase 45" of the English teaching initiative called "Teach and Learn with Georgia" aka TLG.

Old Town Warsaw
  The flight information was sent to us the week before we left and I was initially somewhat put off by the 12 hour layover in Warsaw, but then I realized that I had a 12 hour layover Warsaw.. winning! I was lucky enough to meet up with a few other people from my group that had layovers in Chicago and flying with me the rest of the way to T'bilisi so we all had quite the time in Poland. We were able to take the metro from the airport, check our bags in at the train station and then just go wander freely around the city. We got to see everything from monuments, to the Old Town area, to the old Ghetto wall and also your casual transvestite running around on more drugs then you could count. All the while, Max was not enjoying Warsaw as much as the rest of us and came up with little slogans such as "it's a Choresaw; Boresaw; Eurgaysia; Snoregia; I want some Moregia" which made the day a bit more entertaining.
Part of the old Ghetto wall

Coucous and perogies! (Please note Max's face... priceless)


After exploring the city we made it back to the airport in plenty of time and just hung out and slept on the floor until it was time to head out. We were a little weary at first seeing as the plane was over an hour late and in order to get on the plane everyone had to hop on one bus to the tamarack to board, but we arrived safe and sound at about 4am after 26hrs of traveling.

 When we got to the airport TLG was waiting to help us with our bags and exchanging our monies and then they shipped us off to the hotel. I got lucky and Carly who was with me from the Chicago flight was my roomie and we're basically two pickles in a jar. We've spent the last week doing some intensive orientation and methodology classes as well as working on our qartuli (georgian) language.. which has a lot less rules than English I might add. We've also had lots of time to explore the city though and have just had the time of our lives thus far and I'm so so excited for this next semester!  

  Although we're all getting split up tomorrow, I've met some amazing people from literally all walks of life with all different experiences and I feel so fortunate to be able to surround myself with such inspiring and dazzling individuals. For some people this is their first time out of the country, others have spent the past few months backpacking across Europe or Russia, some just finished teaching in Japan and South Korea, and some are just looking for a change of pace. It still hasn't quite hit me that this is real life yet but I just can't wait to meet my host family and get started in the schools!
View from the top of Fort Narikala
Downtown bar in T'bilisi

View of part of Fort Narikala with the Mother of Georgia statue in the distance


Tuesday, 11 September 2012

Dave Grohl and Buffalo

My bank account the day I was accepted into Nursing School.
 Well seeing as it's been since about February since I last touched this thing, I can honestly say that life has definitely taken a bunch of unexpected, yet amazing nonetheless, turns. If I had to sum up my last semester of college in a few words I would definitely say sleepless, broke, and bittersweet come to mind. My travels in Australia and India put a giant (but totally worth it) hole in my pocket so the remedy was working full time nights :( To add to the financial stress, I had to throw in a 22 hour semester only to find out a few weeks in that I was 2 classes short of graduating. The solution would be to take two summer classes at Parkland with the promise that I could still walk (errhhmm) with my class in May but not get my diploma until August.
The roomies since freshman year the last day of school

 Despite the mayhem, I still managed to have an amazing last semester dancing the nights away with none other than the love of my life, Shmanda McMandersons (my roommate Amanda :)) and having life talks with our roommate Sonita San. I had 15cents in my bank account the day I found out I was accepted into nursing school which I took as a big red flag that it wasn't something that was feasible in my near future/financial situation. Life talks with my mom and roommates definitely helped me see that it didn't matter what my post-grad plans were and that life would work itself out. I like to think that it was this care-free mentality, mixed with Rhea's complete disregard for alarm clocks, that contributed to me oversleeping and missing my graduation but we'll blame Jesse as well for that. Sorrrry mom!!
Graduation picture outside the Waffle House after I missed my
graduation ceremony. 80% Rhea's fault for letting us stay
out so late and hearing our alarms going off but not waking anyone up...

...and 20% Jesse's for not being a good friend
and carrying me home sooner the night before


 After the semester had ended and the shear devastation of Amanda moving back to Chicago had passed, I
decided that it was time to evacuate Champaign for a bit. I took some time off work and had a few weeks before my summer classes started so I was lucky enough to make it up to New York to see the one and only Sam Reed (S'America!). We had scored tickets to a concert in New Jersey to see a music festival so we spent a few days in NY then roadtrippped down to New Jersey where we both had emotional breakdowns when Dave Grohl (from the Foo Fighters) was close enough we could spit on him (but why would you ever spit on Dave??) while he say 'Everlong'. After returning from NY, I was able to make it up to visit my broski, Ryan, and  his girlfriend, Annie, in Canada and make it to Missouri to see my other brother, Jordan, and his new house and land that he bought before the mass chaos of two full time jobs and two summer classes set in.
The love of my life


Live Minnows vending machine in Pennsylvania

Sam and I at Niagra Falls.. so romantic.
The question we should ask ourselves on a daily basis
on a park bench ad in upstate New York
My brother, Jordan, with his Sold sign for his new house
and farm land in Missouri.
Memorial Day lake party with the Rantoul crew :)

Sports Fitness Camp crew in our spiffy camou t-shirts
  For the past four summers I have worked at the U of I's Sports Fitness Camp. It was through this camp that I met my ultimate partner in crime, Sarah, and we somehow managed to con our way up to Assistant Directors of the camp (who would honestly trust us with their kids?). This was the best summer that we've had yet and were blessed with an amazing staff and no kids dying. Sarah and I both worked nights at the hospital as well and I can honestly say I couldn't have survived the summer without her. We would go work 7pm-7am Friday and Saturday nights then work 7pm Sunday- 7am Mondays, go get coffee, then head into camp from 7:30am to 5:30pm and work full time days Mon-Thurs. We were completely delirious by the end of the day but we still managed to have a lot of fun, and the best part is that no kids died! Winning!

Kev and I in our AWESOME matching Tshirts at Mt Rushmore
in South Dakota
 During the course of this chaos, I had also managed to lure Kevin into going on a massive "last hoorah" roadtrip with me... poor kid :) So the week of August 4th I managed to pass both of my online classes (D for degree!), move out of my apartment, finish up camp, quit the job at the hospital, accept a job offer to teach English in Georgia for a few months, and pack for a roadtrip. We made absolutely zero plans for the trip and just decided on an ultimate goal of ending up at Yellowstone. So after I worked my last overnight shift at the hospital, and took a nap of course, we threw a tent, some sleeping bags, and a ridiculous amount of canned food in the car and set off for the West.

Thursday, 23 February 2012

Peace, Love, and I-N-D-I-A

(Jordan-your version is at the bottom)
International Impact trip to the Dominican
Republic in 2011
Throughout my college career at the University of Illinois, I've been blessed to have so many life changing experiences and could honestly say that I wouldn't have changes a thing over the past four years. One of the biggest life changers was becoming involved with a student organization called International Impact (ii). This amazing organization works with the various nonprofits abroad in order to send our members away over Winter and Summer Breaks for anywhere from 2 weeks to a few months. It was through ii that I was able to volunteer in the Dominican Republic my junior year and that I was able to have the opportunity to volunteer in India over this past Winter Break. Sonam, the president of ii this year also doubled as our group leader which worked out seamlessly seeing as she has family in the Delhi area where we would be volunteering. I honestly had the most amazing time and got to see everything from people sleeping and pissing in the streets to the Taj Mahal. I tried to keep a somewhat journal of all the activities we jam-packed into the few weeks that we were there, but anybody that knows me should already realize that for one, my memory is the worst, and that two, I can't really stick to a plan/commitment to save my life so things might be a little hazy.

Pre-India Briefer:
  When looking into plane tickets in January 2011 when this trip first started to come together, we had been expecting to see ticket prices around $1700 which would be the first of my expensive airfare purchases for the year but stifling nonetheless. I barely had that much in my bank account so I was already having a mini freakout about which organ to sell but was pleasantly surprised when we starting finding tickets along the lines of $1400. We immediately called a meeting for the next night to try and get our tickets before the airlines caught wind that they would be doing me a huge solid and were able to score tickets for about $1200.. with the only catch being that we would leave on Christmas Eve. This was definitely a detail I tried to conceal from mi madre who was already a tad upset that I would be planning on not only leaving her for a semester, but that I would be turning right back around and leaving on the ever cherished Christmas Eve. But all in all it worked out beautifully.. she finally forgave me and dropped me off at the bus the day before I left only three short weeks after getting back from Australia so I could spend my last night in the US in good ol' Chicago before shipping out the next day.

Week 1:
Our welcome to the Delhi airport
Michelle napping in Amman, Jordan
   After spending over 30 hours in an airplane just weeks prior to leaving for India, to say that I was less than enthused for the 21 hour trip to India would be a huge understatement. Fortunately, I discovered the open bar status of international flights from my last endeavor so I was able to keep myself mildly entertained as I no longer can sleep on planes.. even with the aids of heavy duty sleeping meds and O.D.'ing on Dramamine. But one of the most memorable moments of my whole India trip would definitely be the smell of the air after Sonam's cousins Nicky, Micky, and Dicky, picked up us from the airport. As we walked into the foggy haze that is Delhi at all times, the smell was completely indescribable. It was almost as if you could smell the pollution that hungover the city like a plague. The ride to the rest house in Gurgoan that we were staying at was also one of the more memorable, clarifying moments. I don't think it really hit me that I was actually in India until we were zooming through traffic on the opposite side of the road, with cars, rickshaws, trucks, and people on bikes in every which lane with Bollywood music playing in the background. It was then that I began to pick up the traffic patterns and picked up the phrase that would soon be the theme for the trip, "Only in I-N-D-I-A"..
Good ol' rickshaw ride through town

Brahman cows have free reign all over India and chill where they please  :)
A lady randomly invited us into her home when we stopped to
 eat some guavas from a street vendor and she was gracious enough
to show us her house including her daughter and the cot that
they shared as a bed outdoors
The traffic:  To say that the lines on the road didn't qualify as a mild suggestion would be a severe understatement. There are absolutely zero rules to the road. If you want to drive your moped with your two year old sitting on the handlebars and your wife and newborn on the back into oncoming traffic... go for it! Wanna take your camel drawn carriage on the highway?? Cool beans! The highways which were supposed to be 4 lanes across were at any given point 6-7 lanes deep as people honk their horns and drive every which way they please. Definitely an invigorating experience and one that I miss on the boring roads in Champaign/Urbana.
Should've just hitched a ride with these guys^
  For the most part we relied on either Sonam's family or auto-rickshaws for transportation however the metro is surprising really nice and convenient and cheap (we're talking pennies here!). The auto-rickshaws were an experience in themselves. Catching one is not the problem, especially if you look remotely foreign so they can charge you an outrageous fee, it's actually getting where you're going that's the problem and not having a heart attack in the process. My volunteer group didn't have too much of an issue since Rachit speaks Hindi but the other group had an issue where the driver didn't know where the place they wanted to go was so they ended up driving around in the rickshaw, picking up random people on the way, before being dropped off in some random location with the driver trying to charge them an arm and a leg. I think that most of the drivers are on some type of substance but it just makes the ride that more invigorating, but accidents do happen so be careful!

Auto-rickshaws designed to fit 3
semi-comfortably would be seen
with close to 10 at times

  The first day that we were there was by far one of the most jam-packed day of my life. We arrived at the Delhi airport at around 5am and were literally on the move until jet-lag shut us down at around 9pm. We met up with more of Sonam's family and went to a palace of a famous Bollywood actor and ate our first Indian meal, visited a breathtaking Buddhist temple, got to check out the Rest House we would be staying in, and went to see a few of Sonam's relatives. While we were driving down one of the roads there were definitely a few things that stuck out as being very different from the likes of the US and Australia. I feel like Australia and India are definitely two different extremes and the US would be somewhere in the middle so it was weird being able to compare and contrast all the cultural differences.

For one, the trash and pollution. Australia was a neat freak, some might even say she was OCD about it. There was never any trash lying around, the rivers and beaches were spotless, and the 'Go Green' movement was evvverywhere. In India, I think I saw a public trash can (rubbish bin for the Brits reading this) maybe once, and all other trash was on the ground, evvverywhere. Literally the streets and sidewalks were covered with it, and on these same trash filled sidewalks,
you would find people sleeping there, sitting outside of the their makeshift homes made from any and every loose material, or stray dogs, pigs, and cows picking through the trash. The air was a lot different as well. I went from the ocean scented air and blue clear skies of Australia to the polluted haze that permanently hung over Delhi to the point where you couldn't even see the hand in front of your face some mornings. But overall, I fell in love with the country completely. It was a totally different culture than I was used to and to steal the wise words of my brother Ryan, "I loved the shit out of it".


Makeshift home along the side of the road next to the
fields of mustard
Week 1:
Our lovely bathroom and "bath"
   We got settled into the Rest House in Gurgoan fairly easily and didn't actually sleep too bad on the cots and managed the bathroom situation fairly well. They don't have showers there, just a big bucket that you fill up with water, then use a smaller bucket to pour the water over yourself while you sit on a stool by the drain in the middle of the bathroom. We also quickly learned that they don't use toilet paper there.. at all. So carrying tissues around with you everywhere is must. Next to the toilet you'll notice a faucet which you use to fill your hand with and take care of things that way :)
Our group trying to introduce the game "Little Sally Walker"
to the kids which would end up ruining our lives for hours
at a time
  We also got to start working at SearchYears and meet all the great kids we would be working with. SearchYears is a nonprofit that provides after school services for kids in the area where they get to practice and develop the arts. They also are strong contributors in the community and put on theatric shows and also helped raised money so that one of their own could get the open heart surgery that he needed. The kids were so excited to have us there and welcomed us to partake in their salsa dancing classes (which I suck at), tai kwon do class (again.. suck), and would share their sugar cane as we sat singing songs and learning how to play a few of India's instruments.




Saree shop in Delhi Haat
  Apart from the school, we were able to go and explore what Delhi has to offer such as the Delhi Haat which is a gigantic market place with everything from scarves, tapestries, hookahs, bangles, and food from every corner of Asia. Everything was so cheap comparatively and I even got to work on my bargaining skills! I've come to realize that when it comes to being a foreigner, American especially, you're bound to get ripped off anywhere you go. With bargaining, you take the price they tell you, cut it in half and even that's more than the actual cost. But it's really only a few extra dollars to us and this is these people's lively hood so you just have to suck it up and realize that it won't be the last time that you get ripped off. But definitely a great experience at the markets and an amazing environment! We also got to go see a movie, Don II, which is the Indian equivalent of Mission Impossible. Even though it was in Hindi, it wasn't too hard to keep up. Staying awake on the other hand was the major issue as it was four hours long and jet-lag was still lingering.

  One of the things that I soon figured out about India was that there security was a lot tighter than ours surprisingly enough. I've always complained about our airport security and how unfair it is that due to my dad my brothers and I get "randomly" checked for shoe bombs, nitroglycerine traces on our hands, and privately searched and patted down whenever we travel. But just to get into the mall, movies, and onto the metro you have to get felt up and send your belongings through a metal detector. They won't even let you take coffee into the train station, and there's no garbage cans so you just have to put it with the rest of the trash lining the sidewalks and walk away and ask good ol' Baba Ganesh for forgiveness.


Us all after successfully making it through the mall security
to go bowling for the night at one of the seventy malls
in Gurgoan


Week 2
Group of kids the other group gave a health presentation to
  The group of eight that I went with unfortunately had to be split into two different volunteer groups in order to accommodate for all of us. As I mentioned earlier, I was in the group working with the kids while the other group of four were able to follow medical students as they worked at a clinic in the slums of Delhi. They learned everything from how the two main killers of infants is tetanus and anemia due to their lifestyles and how the husband's mother has more of a say in the prenatal and natal care for the mother than she does. In the US, it's preached that the first breast milk to be produced is by far the healthiest as it provides the baby with the most antibodies and nutrients. In India, despite the doctors and medical students telling the young mothers otherwise, the mothers-in-law don't allow the first breast milk to be used as it is viewed as dirty and unclean. It was a real eye opener to hear how traditional parts of India still are. One of Sonam's cousins was discussing how the abortion rate for unmarried women was somewhere around 90% while a recent article I read in the New York Times found that the majority of mothers under 30 aren't even married in the US. Once again, traditional values difference at it's best.
Me, Michelle, and Kevin (K-Fed) at Strikers,
a"Chicago style" bar in Gurgoan
 Fortunately for my group working at SearchYears we were able to have Mondays off which we made sure to take full advantage of. We would do yoga in the yard in the mornings, venture out on the metro system which was surprisingly better than Chicago's in my opinion, and explore what Delhi had to offer. We went to Khan Market which was another large market area in which we could pick up beautiful Indian clothes and I even found a bookstore where I could get books for about $2. They had amazing restaurants and a hookah bar and we ended up going back to Khan Market quite a few times.   Throughout the week we would spend our days at SearchYears writing a newsletter for the organization and then playing with the kids all afternoon. The evenings were spent going to karaoke bars that only played good ol' American music.. we even made a few friends that insisted we sing some Cranberries with them before we left. We also got to celebrate New Years with Sonam's cousins and friends which was amazing to say I brought 2012 drinking KingFisher Strong and eating butter paneer and naan. So far I've been abroad for the past two years to bring in the New Year so if anyone has any ideas about how to top India for next year let me know!
The "toilet" at SearchYears
 By this time my stomach was really angry with me to say the least for all the Indian food that we'd been devouring and the water in our rest house had been off for a few days. The toilets in India are pretty much just porcelain holes in the ground that you squat over so you really get know yourself on a hole new level :) Our bathroom kinda turned into a running joke without running water which made things fun. We would go a few days without water, the staff had no idea what to do about it and "sent a plumber" two or three times. We woke up a few mornings at 3am after the water had been off and we hadn't bathed in days to water pouring out of every single faucet 'Exorcism of Emily Rose' style which reeeeally freaked us out. Britney also made friends with someone that had climbed on the roof and was looking into our bathroom window while she was changing which was a fun day. If we were really desperate for a bath we would venture to the guy's bathroom which was whole nother experience. Any faucet you touched shocked the sh*t out of ya... not just an unpleasant buzz.. but a pretty decent zap. So you had to get creative with ways for turning the water on and off. Only in I-N-D-I-A..

  On the weekend we went to Jaipur in Rajisthan where Rachit has family at. Jaipur was a breathtaking city and definitely a big change from Delhi. Jaipur didn't have the grogginess and pollution that Delhi had. Jaipur also had the most beautiful forts that were centuries old and way up in the mountains, I highly recommend visiting it if you're in the area. We had the opportunity to drive up half the way to one of the forts, then take an elephant up the rest of the way. We also went to the Chowkidhini Festival where we had a traditional Rajisthani meal, got our palms read (Jesse Childress.. sorry bout it but we're getting married apparently), road a camel, played hide n' seek, and got to buy some more artwork. It was an amazing weekend spent dancing on stages with the traditional dances, dodging stray cows and pigs in the middle of the road, and trying not to get ripped off too bad.
 After visiting Jaipur we were able to venture over to Agra which was a few hours away and see the Taj Mahal. Everyone had always talked about how amazing the Taj was and how you couldn't leave India without seeing it so when they told us that we were in Agra I thought they were joking. It was actually dirtier than Delhi and seemed a lot more worn down which seemed like quite a bizarre place to house one of the Seven Wonders of the World. So if you ever go, make it a day trip only. I highly recommend not staying in Agra and just renting a car or taking a bus to go for the day. But the Taj was absolutely breathtaking. It was built by Shah Jahan and it took twenty two years to build. He built it for his wife as a testament to his undying love after she died giving birth to their like fourteenth kid. It's a truly breathtaking sight as it is completely made of white marble and the ground has been dug out some twenty feet behind it so it appears to be the only thing on the horizon... simply amazing.
Jaipur, aka the Pink City, market entrance
Dancing with the traditional Rajisthani dancers


Giant sundial
Our group with Rachit's family
  Week 3
 This was definitely a tough week as we all realized that it was our last week in good ole I-N-D-I-A. It was tough going into the school everyday and spending time with the kids knowing that our days were numbered. Just like in the Dominican, there's always a few kids that you get ultra attached to and it makes it that much harder to say goodbye. On the last day, I gave the kids a presentation on Australia as they were all interested on where I had studied abroad at and Michelle gave one on Columbia as that's where her mom is from. Poor Michelle has the most beautiful complexion that could be confused as being Indian so she was always getting weird looks and creeped on especially hard core on the trains and in bars. But the kids loved the presentations and when we asked if they had any questions, they only wanted to know if we could teach them the words to the dancing game we played with them for hooouuurs called "Little Sally Walker". It was so tough saying goodbye but we were able to spend our last day with the kids playing music and having dance offs... the sprinkler toootally made an appearance :)
  We spent our evenings and last days off going to mosques and temples and local attractions. We went and meditated in Lodi Gardens, visited the Swaminarayan temple Akshardham which in my book may have been more astounding than the Taj Mahal, and got trapped in an auto-rickshaw for two hours as a gigantic procession with a full fledge band and speakers in the middle of the road blocked traffic completely. We also got to go see a Broadway style Bollywood show which was absolutely amazing between the colors and dancing and enjoyed the food court with food from every corner of India.. love love love.
A mosque at the Lodi Gardens in Delhi

The Swaminarayan Akshardham is a Hindu temple that I think may have been
more astonishing that the Taj. There are no cameras allowed and as you walk
through the granite halls barefoot you'll never feel more at peace with life. It's
and absolute MUST if you're in the area. Plan to spend hours there exploring!
The 11 ft gilded murti of Bagwan Swaminarayan, the deity to
whom the complex is dedicated to. 
  It was so hard to leave as I've never been more at peace with life. It was definitely a nice change of pace as the culture is so vivid and lively compared to the laid back culture of Perth. Throughout all of the clamor of people literally being everywhere all the time, it was truly beautiful to see how the country works together. If you put that many Americans or Australians together in that amount of space in those conditions, someone would die and brawls and fights would be rampant. There were definitely arguments that you would witness numerous times a day whether it be some beggar grabbing you while you sit in the rickshaw at a stoplight or someone cutting in the lines that they don't have.. but after it's said and done it's done. There's not a huge brawl with everyone stepping in, it's just an altercation and then life moves on.
Jam Sesh at the music teachers house
after volunteering 
  I definitely plan on going back to India one day but after reading the life-changing book Shantaram which was recommended by a friend in Perth, my next trip will definitely be to Bombay and hopefully in the capacity of volunteering in the slums which are apparently Slumdog Millionaire status. But only time will tell. I had the most amazing experience with the most amazing people and my stomach didn't even fall out entirely thanks to 72 tablets and 2 bottles of Peptobismal :)


Peace, Love, and I-N-D-I-A

Reader's Digest Version for Jordan:
 You may or may not have noticed but I left the country for a few weeks.. no biggie. I volunteered at a school, picked up some cool Hindi phrases, road an elephant and a camel, went the bars, saw the Taj, am looking to convert to Hinduism.. be ready for that shit storm if grandpa catches wind, and took a picture of a cow for ya. Charlie would have a hay day, since they don't eat beef there the cows run rampant and just chill out with ya. My stomach fell out for the last two weeks and the toilets are holes in the ground with no toilet paper which was an experience to say the least. But I'm home now so it's time to start planning our next adventure.